I’m sure i’m not the only one who has been a solider in the “Poop War” yes I said poop war. It started with my oldest son when he was 2 going on 3 and for some reason he loved to play with his poop. He was in pull ups and the time and when he would poop he thought it was play dough or something. When the children are quiet then you know they are up to something. One day i’m at home with my 2 year old son. I’m in the living room folding clothes and catching up on the news. I noticed that it was very quiet bc I would usually hear my son playing and banging and yelling in his room. I didn’t. I decided to go check to see what he was doing. I turn to go to his room and at first glance I see nothing wrong until I get hit in the face with the smell of poop. There is poop EVERYWHERE! On his bed, on his walls, and even on his face. What’s more horrifying is that he looks at me and saids “Hey mom look I got poop on me” mind you he is saying this while smearing it on his face like its soap!!!! omg!! That’s all i could say was OMG! I had no clue what to do! I just looked at him and screamed “Don’t move! Don’t touch anything” I froze bc this has never happened to me lol. Once I processed what was going on I finally just turned and ran to the bathroom and turned the water on in the tub. I grabbed a few towels and picked him up and stripped him down trying not to barf the whole time. Of course he is laughing bc he thinks it is funny. I throw him in the tub and just go crazy cleaning him. I had to drain and clean the tub 5 times while cleaning him. Finally got him clean and now i had to deal with the clean up of his room.


I called my mom to come get him so I can clean up. Once she picked him up I strapped on my face mask and armed myself with bleach and pine sol and every cleaning product I had. It was war time! I went to work and had to stop 2 or 3 times bc i couldn’t handle it lol. It was on his tv on his ipad on this train track and all over the walls and his bed was covered in poop. I through all his covers in the trash bc it was no use to trying to wash. It all had to go! I finally got it all cleaned up and all I could do was sit there and laugh. I laughed so hard I had tears lol. I then went into my kitchen and poured a big glass of wine bc after all he was at nana house for the time being and after that war I deserved a medal but I would settle for wine!


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